I am at work

It's Christmas eve and i am working and I only told the mother that 5 or 6 times but she still insists on long rambling texts to me and the twin.  I've got off lightly though, I only had one so far.  The twin has had three and she wanted us to come round today so we could spend longer unwarpping presents by skype tomorrow.  Text Follows with translation

Good Morning Daughter Yippie! I’m going to campaign for a new law, nice people should get Christmas Eve off work.  Santa Claus is coming to town……I can’t wait.  I’m now eating light meals – Just toast or banana  or dry crackers but it’s a great start.  I love love love Christmas and you xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Good Morning Daughter, i had forgotten you were working so thought I'd bother you, its not that I think you are nice but if you had the day off I could have hassled you more.  I'm utterly manic and my made up winter vomiting virus is getting better.  Did I mention I was hyper, cause I am, now tell me you love me, I am your mother and the centre of the universe.

Oh its going to be a good day

The mother just asked if I had made the Christmas oranges

No mum, just mince pies, candy cane vodka, cranberry jelly spiced nuts, stained glass biscuits, cross stitched everyones cards and chedder and bacon muffins (tonight)

Shame she says, next time save some holday time for early December to take the pressure off.

Thats what my leave's for is it.  to pander to your whims.  No wonder I can't find a boyfriend, never mind commit to a realtionship!!!!!!!!