if you are that sick, why are you still on the phone to me.

Mum I am at work, so I really don't care about your dietary habits, you bowel movements, your plumbing, who you've talked too or what you remember.  please leave da's family alone, your not related anymore and they really don't need to talk to you

and really if you are as sick as you said you where why are you still on the phone and how can you possibly be shopping on the Internet too. 

also cousin's engagement is nothing to do with you and saying you only knew when I told you weeks ago and you gave me a row for not telling you immediately, even though i just found out, is just so like you

also mum before you ask again, for the 15th time, yes i know its Christmas eve but i have to work till five, because I'm the senior on cover and nothing will change that